Kale Me Crazy in North Carolina

kalemecrazy.net · Coffee & Beverage · the Q3 2026 release

Kale Me Crazy has 4 locations in North Carolina, its 2nd-largest state of the 2 it operates in.

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Kale Me Crazy in North Carolina

Every figure in this block is measured inside North Carolina. Nothing in it is a rate.

Kale Me Crazy: local figures for North Carolina.
FigureValueWhat it measuresNorth Carolina only
Locations in North Carolina4Records the US location index holds for Kale Me Crazy inside North Carolina right now — a snapshot at the Q3 2026 release, not a change over time.
Rank among Kale Me Crazy's states2nd of 2By location count, among the states where this brand clears the publication floor.
States with a published Kale Me Crazy page2States where the brand has at least 3 locations. Smaller states exist in the index and are not published.
Locations across those states24The sum of the state table below. Lower than the national count, which includes states under the floor.
North Carolina's share of that footprint16.7%A share of the published states only. Both halves are the same measure, so this is not a growth rate.
Verified openings in North Carolina0A DIFFERENT measure from the count above: openings detected inside the tracked window, not stores standing today.
Cities with verified openings in North Carolina0Distinct cities after folding spelling variants. See the city table.
  • The two counts above are measured differently and are both correct. Locations in North Carolina is a presence snapshot of what operates there now; verified openings counts what opened inside the tracked window. A chain that already had 40 locations in North Carolina and opened none reads 0 openings.
  • It is a count of OPENINGS, not of stores. Openings are diffs against the previous release, so a mature operator that finished its North Carolina buildout before the window opened shows a large location count and no openings at all.
Where Kale Me Crazy has opened in North Carolina

Cities with verified openings recorded for Kale Me Crazy in North Carolina. The count beside each city is its openings — not its total Kale Me Crazy locations.

Kale Me Crazy verified openings by city in North Carolina, largest first.
Citymodal spelling in the indexVerified openingsinside North CarolinaShare of North Carolina openingsSpellings foldedraw variants in the index
Kale Me Crazy has no opening records in North Carolina inside the tracked window. It operates there — the count above is a presence snapshot — but nothing opened while the window was watching.
  • 0 cities with verified openings in North Carolina.
  • Spellings are folded the same way the city URLs are built, so "St. Louis" and "St Louis" are one city rather than two. The most frequent raw spelling wins the label; "Spellings folded" is how many the index actually holds.
  • Cities are NOT linked: a city page is published only where at least three brands clear the floor, so a link from here would frequently point at a page that does not exist.
Kale Me Crazy in every state we publish

The brand's whole published footprint, largest first. North Carolina is highlighted in place.

Kale Me Crazy locations by state.
RankStateLocationspresence snapshotShare of footprintpublished states only
1Georgia2083.3%
2North Carolina — this page416.7%
  • A state appears here only with at least 3 locations. States below the floor are in the index but have no page, so this total is smaller than the national count.
  • Locations are a presence snapshot at the Q3 2026 release. They are not openings and they are not a change.
Kale Me Crazy nationwide

Context for the local figures above. None of it is a North Carolina number.

Kale Me Crazy: national figures, for context only.
FigureValueUnited StatesBasis
US locations30At the latest vintage, Q3 2026.
US locations at the window start31The first tracked vintage, Q4 2024.
Net new over the window-1The difference between the two counts above. A count movement, not a count of openings.
Growth over the windowwithheld: this brand's index coverage is still maturing — see the note under this tablePercentage change in the count between the first and latest vintages, nationwide.
Growth as a multiplewithheld: this brand's index coverage is still maturing — see the note under this tableThe same movement stated as a multiple of the starting count.
Growth against its categorywithheld: this brand's index coverage is still maturing — see the note under this tableThe brand's percentage change minus its category's, so a rising tide is subtracted out.
Mean quarterly change+0.8Average count movement per vintage step. The default ranking key on the hub.
Verified openings in the window1Individually dated location records new to the index inside the window, nationwide.
Openings pace, latest stepthe openings steps rise while the chain's record count falls, so the quarter is treated as unmeasured rather than given a directionVerified openings per 91 days over the most recent vintage step.
Openings pace, prior stepthe openings steps rise while the chain's record count falls, so the quarter is treated as unmeasured rather than given a directionThe same measure one step earlier.
Directionthe openings steps rise while the chain's record count falls, so the quarter is treated as unmeasured rather than given a directionAccelerating, steady or slowing, decided on the two paces at the precision they are printed.
Latest pace as a share of the basethe openings steps rise while the chain's record count falls, so the quarter is treated as unmeasured rather than given a directionThe latest pace over the store count at that step's start vintage.
Prior pace as a share of the basethe openings steps rise while the chain's record count falls, so the quarter is treated as unmeasured rather than given a directionThe same measure one step earlier.
Reported openings pace, latest+0.8The server's own pre-aggregated pace. Shown because the page ranks on the series-derived figure above and the two must agree.
Reported openings pace, prior0The same, one step earlier.
Largest single step's share of the change—One release carrying most of the movement is the signature of a data-coverage artifact rather than of openings.
Steps that moved the same direction86%A real buildout moves one way most quarters. This and the row above are the credibility filter.
Passes the credibility filternoLargest step at or under half the movement, most steps in one direction, and net new above zero.
Cleared to print a percentagenoWhether the index's coverage of this brand is mature enough for a rate to mean anything.
Openings corroborated by coverage—Share of the openings that agree with the count series over the same step.
Records matching the brand's own website100%Share of index records whose website resolves to this domain.
Records sharing an address with another operator60%High values mean host locations, sibling banners or shared kitchens rather than the chain's own leases.
Entity classchainAnything other than a chain is not published as a brand page in this state tier.
CategoryDining and Drinking > Juice BarThe index's own category path for this brand.
SegmentCoffee & BeverageThe published grouping the category rolls up to.
Match name in the indexkale me crazyThe string the location index matches records against. Rarely the display name.
Display nameKale Me CrazyAs published. Some domains carry a read-time repair where the index's most frequent name is a department's.
Domainkalemecrazy.netThe key every table on this tier is joined on.
Tracked window8 vintages, Q4 2024 to Q3 2026How many quarterly releases this brand has been measured across.
Vintage stamps2024-11-19|2024-12-03|2025-03-06|2025-06-10|2025-09-09|2025-12-16|2026-03-18|2026-07-09Every release these figures were built from, oldest first, pipe-separated. It is a LIST of dates rather than one date, which is why nothing on this page prints it as a timestamp.
  • Every figure in this block is NATIONAL. It is identical on all 2 of Kale Me Crazy's state pages and is not apportioned to North Carolina — dividing a national percentage into a state is not a fact about anything, which is why no North Carolina growth rate is published anywhere on this page.
  • Openings are individually dated records new to the index; net new is the difference between two count snapshots. The two answer different questions and rarely match.
  • This brand's index coverage is still maturing, so growth percentages are withheld — the counts shown are individually verified store openings.
  • Kale Me Crazy has an openings series — it is printed in full below — but no quarterly pace is published from it this vintage. A step whose records are majority batch-suspect measures a supplier delivery rather than a buildout, and comparing one against a clean step produces a direction that is an artifact of the ingest. The same applies when one release carries most of the window's openings, or when the two most recent steps are not adjacent releases.
Kale Me Crazy's count by quarter, nationwide

The national count series behind the figures above. Both readings of it — the raw count and the indexed one — are columns here.

Kale Me Crazy: US locations at each tracked vintage.
QuarterVintage dateUS locationsIndexed100 = first vintageChange vs prior
Q4 20242024-11-1931100—
Q4 20242024-12-03311000
Q1 20252025-03-0632103+1
Q2 20252025-06-102994-3
Q3 20252025-09-0929940
Q4 20252025-12-1629940
Q1 20262026-03-1829940
Q3 20262026-07-093097+1
  • Indexed values rebase the series to 100 at the first vintage with a non-zero count. A brand first measured at zero enters at 0 and reaches 100 one step later.
  • National figures. Not apportioned to any state.
Kale Me Crazy's openings by vintage step, nationwide

Each row is the difference between two consecutive releases, so there is one fewer step than there are quarters above.

Kale Me Crazy: verified openings per vintage step, with the real step length each pace is normalised by.
Step endsQuarterOpeningsin the stepStep lengthdaysPaceper 91 daysBatch-suspectshare of the step
Dec 3, 2024Q4 202401400%
Mar 6, 2025Q1 202509300%
Jun 10, 2025Q2 202509600%
Sep 9, 2025Q3 202509100%
Dec 16, 2025Q4 202509800%
Mar 18, 2026Q1 202609200%
Jul 9, 2026Q3 20261113+0.80%
  • Steps are irregular, so a pace is openings divided by the step's real length and multiplied by 91 days rather than a raw quarterly count.
  • A batch-suspect share above half means the records were created on an index-wide vendor ingest day or bunched into a few days of the step; it impeaches the timing, not the existence of the stores.
  • National figures. Not apportioned to any state.
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